Тупизм, это произошло со мной сейчас

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На сайт университета надо было добавить английскую страничку. Перевести поручили заведующему каферой, проректору NN. Он, чтоб долго не парится ввел это все в Промт 98. Его зам. говорила ему может проверить, но он сказал "И так сойдет". Так этот текст дошел до нас, мы стали его размещать на сайт. Ну, и я ради интереса решил почитать. Я засмеялся, но намного было смешнее то, как наш начальник просил этого зав. каф. поправить немного текст.
Для понимания всех ошибок надо знать английский. Но самое смешное я выделил красным:

You are greeted by Your university and city Kharkov, which during 5 years were a native house for you. Here you conducted the student years and did the first steps to the profession which decided to devote the life. In our university you got a diploma about higher education. From the moment of Your issue our INSTITUTE of higher changed: new structural subdivisions appeared, there were a lot of the scientific opening and achievements. We still remember and value every student studying in our walls, and every specialist prepared by our Institute of higher.
The main task of university is preparation of good specialists which a country will be proud of, which will high-quality work, samosovershenstvovatsya and rise all on new karernie tops. Therefore by the basic criterion of that INSTITUTE of higher executes the tasks, there is success of his graduating students in professional activity.
We hope that education which you got in our Institute of higher became the first stage, by a base for Your realization in the life. To us the fate of every graduating student is interesting, therefore we want to recover the contact with you. We invite you to take part in Internet-forum of graduating students of Kharkov Institutes of higher and tell about the work, about the achievements. It will give you similarly possibility to know about the fate of studying with you students, Your friends, and our INSTITUTE of higher will obtain valuable information about graduating students. We are sure, that the Alma Mater words for you it is not simple words! We hope on collaboration and wait Your answer!


пс. Мне сдавать у них экзамен.
ппс. Вообще-то это должно было быть для тех, кто собирается поступать.