George Bush, Только для знающих английский.

[Black Cat]

George : Condi ! Nice to see you. What's
happening?

Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George : Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.

George : That's what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.

George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China ?
Condi : Yes.

George : I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.

George : The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.

George : The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.

George : The Chinaman !
Condi : Hu is leading China.

George : Now whaddya asking me for ?

Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China ?

Condi : That's the man's name.

George : That's who's name ?
Condi : Yes.

George : Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Yassir ? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I
thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi : That's correct.

George : Then who is in China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Yassir is in China ?
Condi : No, sir.

George : Then who is ?
Condi : Yes, sir.

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George : Yassir ?
Condi : No, sir.

George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi : Kofi ?

George : No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi ?

George : No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.

George : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Not Yassir ! The guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi ?

George : Milk ! Will you please make the call ?

Condi : And call who ?

George : Who is the guy at the U.N ?

Condi : Hu is the guy in China.

George : Will you stay out of China ?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi.

George : All right ! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi : Rice, here.

George : Rice ? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food
in the
Middle East ?